Pristine: “There’s poo on the floor!! There’s poo on the floor!!”
My mom and I dropped everything we were holding, paused whatever we were doing and rushed to the living room where the scream came from. Poo!? Pristine had been out of diaper (and of course toilet trained, she’s almost seven) a long time ago…like, dinosaur-wiped-out-of-the-face-of-the-Earth long time ago. So whose poo is it?
Certainly not mine. Nor the hamster’s!
Examining the suspicious looking thing, about the size of an almond:
Me: “How can you be sure it’s poo?”
Pristine: “Believe me it IS poo!! I smelled it!!”
Me: “You, SMELLED it!? How can you smell it! Ugh!!”
Pristine: “I had to be sure so you’ll believe me. And it’s NOT mine! My poo doesn’t smell like THAT!”
Then we remembered that my mother was babysitting a 4 year old boy who could be leaking something out of his diaper that afternoon. I mean, who else could it be!? Pristine already said it was not hers.
Hmmm, I almost got through Monday without writing a blog post. But then here I am writing about poo.
Finding Backroads 
She smelled it? LOL
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Just as meticulous as M is, Pristine wants to make sure of EVERYTHING!! Ugh. I still can’t believe poked her nose on it!
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a 4 year old has a diaper?!
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I forgot to mention in the post: the 4 yr old boy has had a stomach bug and had been randomly leaking so his mom put him up with a diaper just in case…otherwise, no, he is off on diapers.
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Oooooooooooh – Dominique and I think alike…or maybe the child has some type of medical problem?
I just love mothers…the word poo flows so easily in our conversations:-)
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Mothers and poo stories always go together!!
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Oh dear >.<
That is a tad bit creepy if I do say so myself-Just FINDING a random piece of poo on your floor. Lol
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So random for normal people but for mothers, poo stories come out randomly but rather frequently!
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I’ve got 4 dogs, most pooh doesn’t bother me, anymore.
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This blog is really funny. It talks about poo. Anyway, thanks for sharing this one. It made me smile. We have lots of dogs in the house, they just poo wherever they want but later on they were trained. =) Thanks for sharing. Interesting. =)
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Our mystery poo comes from lizards, lol…but only outside. Have you solved the mystery yet?
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gracie, pristine is innocent and she proved it by her own account!! hihihi
so, the case is dismiss..
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lol…It is so funny how pristine defend herself…I guess she just really don’t want to be embarrassed…
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Haha..I lately realize what the word poo means..this post is quit a bloopers in the a very very busy schedule in the internet. I think pristine is cute child. Thanks for the smile.
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This is a really funny post! It made my day. Well, she surely proved that it was not hers. The smelling part was my favorite part. Keep the great posts coming!!!
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Hahaha this is Ice Breaker. It made me think of what poo means. I have to read the reactions above to get your point. I do really appreciate your effort. Thanks for helping me awake. LOL
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it sounds like funny.. it was the first time to read an article about poo.. it is not only about the poo that catch my attention but the fact that Pristine smell it just to make sure that it is a poo. nice one. cheers!!
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It was really a funny event.Thanks to make us laugh by sharing it.
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