If Fedex was a man, I’d marry him any day.
He, assuming that fedex was a man of course, is efficient, fast and time concious. Yes, he is expensive in a way but with his track record of giving me my wishes on time, great service, 100% satisfaction on my part and no complications regardless of the place of destination, he never fails to make me happy even in most hopeless situations. Most importantly, he is never been late except when the plane he was using in the movie Cast Away crashed in the middle of nowhere, he is an epitome of a near-perfect mate.
Also, who wouldn’t love someone like fedex as a husband? He keeps his promises well, you know where he goes and track him every step of the way.
(Not that I have a wayward spouse!)
**Seriously now, Fedex has sucessfully delivered my parcel containing the supporting documents for my mom’s travel. Now, if only Cathay Pacific did not tell me that all flights are booked until the 13th…