This morning, my daughter’s teacher touched my belly and asked, “Is there anything here?”
I was taken aback. Huh? Ah, yes, uhm…fats? * cough *
Turned out that Pristine had been spreading a rumor at school that mom’s belly is growing (yikes, better do something with this belly fast!) so she’s going to be a big sister soon. The best big sister – to not one but two siblings! She already even prepared names for the girl and boy baby (supposedly) inside mom’s belly!
Hey, before everyone starts to coo, I am NOT pregnant. I just happen to have an overly excited and very imaginative daughter. I wonder what other stories she has told her teachers…
What is the most shocking thing your children told about you?